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Whats G?

I gotta give it to gatorade. their marketing campaign is top dollar and working. this is what they have been sending their athletes, damn i wish there was a sponsorship for whatever it is i do. but this went to nygel sylvester, click the title to see what was in the box, im bringing the ad campaign to blog when i get some more pics.

obama what?

Termanology- tight pants are for girls (click me to download)

:we need more bishop lamonts and wales, we need more saigons and freeways:

Letter to BIG video.

So i was deciding between a flight to amsterdam for 420 and a coogi sweater. safe to say im leaning more towards the coogi sweater.

Charles Hamilton vs Serius Jones @ SOBs

PETA Commercial banned from superbowl for being to sexual

Stripper falls off pole

WALE X HUF Collabo

wish i lived in san fran for this weekend. a Wale and Huf collabo. arguably my favorite rapper and arguably my favorite brand.

Wale will save us all (click to read)

So its only the village voice but growth is growth.

Colin Munroe and Wale record "Will I stay"

They could have used this as an official video these two are just chillin, probably rolled a tight one right before this.

“When I was in college, I used to get a-wicked hammered. My nickname was Puke. I would chug a fifth of SoCo, sneak into a frat party…polish off a few people’s empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do a some body shots off myself…pass out, wake up the next morning, boot, rally, more SoCo, head to class…probably would have gotten expelled if I’d let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. Was totally awesome, got straight B’s. They called me Buzz.”

Wale was in the Post, click me to read the article

LiLo back on that blow blow?

On that coke diet.

For keying cars on the fly. quick drive bye revenge for all those ass hole drivers in the city.

Moss Bath Rug

Ive always been enfatuated with moss. the texture and its history. shits been around dumb long. now i have to get my hands on this, a moss carpet. it thrives in bathrooms because of the moisture. I love krisy kreme about as much as i love moss. the feeling on your feet would be sublime. ill let you know where you can get yours

Dope Steal

This is only right. I found this on Dope Blog and it was only right that i stole it. I fuck with there blog and their clothes. SEE MEEE.

Stickin with the disney theme

I forgot what the brandname is but this company out of amsterdam made this shirt to emphasize Amsterdams values while stickin with a Disney theme that people have been on lately.

Obama Obsessed.

Thrust Counter

you rap this around ur cock and it tells you how many times you hump in a sesh. good thing i dont own one, nor ever will and i hope they dont make these for girls.

Wii fanatics

So they are debating producing Wii weights in 2 and 5 pound incriments. really bad idea the way these things fly out of your hands while you play, then again ive never used Wii fitness so who knows.

This too

Gummi Bear Lamp. I know an asian did this.

Rubix Cube Montage

Inauguration

So I'm glad I went. We all secretly debated not going when we woke up at 6:20 in the morning. Our original plans were to wake up at 4 am and have a 20 min session capping off at 4:20. That was ruled out when i went to bed at 4, and felt as if my eyes were bleeding at 4:20 when my alarm rang. This picture describes how we were feeling at the time and through the rest of the morning. Lifted.

inauguration pregame

that is sunrise, not sunset my friends. the 7am blunt sess in the allens backyard before hitting the madness in dc. 

"smoke blunts in my sleep" 

Taylors future job?

Day N Nite Kid Cudi

I never listened to the words to this song until i saw this and it is like its meant for me. The lonely stoner. come on, take a listen.

Proverbs 24:10 \ Sony EX1. from Rickards Bros. on Vimeo.

Click Me for Oscar Nominees

Look 2008 was a fucking great movie year. people need to take a look at the nominees to find out what they need to go out and watch. the good part is alot of this movies are still in theaters. and if it isnt a movie in theaters its on blue ray so grab it and go throw it on Macs tv. (a tv so good movies are ruined on them). i hope Frank Langellalalala wins something for his role in Frost/Nixon. he was ill.

Jay Z and Jeezy dissed by Bill OReily

The Impossible Mission

The people of Impossible Mission have made it their New Years Resolution to recreate instant film. Mass production of instant film ended in June of 2008 because it can no longer be made. Impossible Mission has made it their goal to find a new cost efficient way of making my life cheaper and bringing instant film back to the world. I hope it still produces the same shitty quality polaroid brings to the table.

Chris Hornbecker: 1 millimeter a day

Hornbecker is on a project to slow down time and absorb our fast pace lives. He adjusts his zoom 1 millimeter a day for a year, doesnt sound like much but it could get hard when its gets to those last few days, where he is now three days left check it out.

Mother named her child Adolf Hitler

click the title to read about how stupid this lady is

Jay Z performs HIstory on the eve of the most historic night of our lives

Letter to BIG from Lil Cease

Yo, i never put music on here that you can download but if u click the title you can. I know people are sick of the Letter to BIG song because i out played it in one night. that is a shame because it is a good song. but this is a remix lil cease did. I saw NOTORIOUS and thought it was actually really good, long but good. Derek Luke killed it again, on his path to becoming the next Denzel, and all the no names were ill too. Marc John Jefferies also did a great job with Cease character and i was interested in ceases roll of biggies life check it out.

that dude from sarah marshall is hilarious

Barack Obama "Change Gonna Come" feat B.o.B, Charles Hamilton and Asher Roth from TJ Chapman on Vimeo.

in memory of

Best Job in the world?

Click the title to read about the best job ever. cept for maybe free smoke.

Lego Inauguration

This is what the secret service uses to enact the scene for the day of the inauguration

Took this man 26 years to solve a rubix cube

Good thing Mac doesnt know what a rubix cube is, or good thing they dont have one for PS3

2009 Cleveland Browns Schedule (I know Joey can especially appreciate this)

2009 Browns SCHEDULE
September
13.......... Taft Junior High School
20..........Cub Scout Troop #101
27.......... Cleveland Blind Academy

October
04..........Spanish American War Vets
11..........Crippled Children's Home
18.......... Eloise Mental Hospital
25..........Girl Scout Troop # 353

November
01.......... Ohio Venereal Disease Clinic
08..........Fraser Boys Choir
15..........Korean Amputees
22.......... National Hospital Pastoral Ministers
26.......... Great Lakes Synchronized Swimming Team

SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December
08.................. Lakewood Gay Boys Club

RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR1 - When playing polio patients, the Browns must not disconnect knee braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy , the Browns must not hide the football under their jerseys.**

RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Browns fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.
2 - The Browns will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3 - The Browns will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.
4 - The Browns will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
5 - The Browns will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.**

NAME CHANGE **The Cleveland Browns will be changed to the "Cleveland Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.**
PLAYER CHANGE **Field goal kicker will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!

Letter to BIG video

Wale killed this

Watch 30 Rock

Food For Thought

Something to think about. Say you grew up in the US, and you were some freak athlete. Lets say a parapalegic rugby player. you play all your life for the US olympic team and then once your career is over you become a coach. you want to repay the favor your country has done for you by allowing you to play for so many years so you want to coach the US olympic team. you dont get the job, move to canada (smoke hell bomb) and eventually you are asked to coach the canada team. Could you do it? would you take the job? it just so happens, canada and the US are rivals in parapalegic rugby. so eventually you would have to see your affiliates in a very intense game, people would call you a traitor, Benedict Arnold, all that, the whole 9 yards. So would you take the job, coach for another country? Brad Childress, play for another pro league somewhere else. I know i could. its all about the loot! if they are paying im coming. why be Kobe here when i could be Jordan somewhere else? as long as i have my US passport, and my team is paying for gas whenever i fly back to the states. im in there like swimwear.- The blog about nothing

toilet scale

I swear i thought of this when i was in High School

Food For Thought

With a new president on the way, and with the unemployment rate skyrocketing Obama will have to create jobs, roads will be fixed, bridges refurbished, and neighborhoods will be cleaned. I've got a task that will be great work for all the nerds and IT guys that got the boot under Bush's fucked up term. Digitally Remastering (I know im a genius). I think all the classics should be remastered for your blu-ray player. tell me you wouldnt buy SpaceJams if BugsBunny was redrawn by Pixar. or fix Mortal Combat and make it equivalant to the Dark Knight. So incase the new president, whose name i dont use his name cuz im afraid NSA will some how track me down and put me in a system (i know im watching too much 24), is tuning in here is a list of shows i would have touched up:

SpaceJams
Mortal Combat
Beauty and The Beast
Indian in the Cupboard
Land Before Time
The Brave Little Toaster
The original TMNT

On another note, if i was a producer or a mixtape DJ, i would use the sound bite from that classic Mortal Combat banger MOR-TALL COM-BAT!!!!!

"What you are about to face is vastly more important than your Ego, your Enemy, or your quest for Revenge. You have embarked on a sacred mission, you have been chose to defend the realm of earth in a tournament called Mortal Combat." -Raiden

-The blog about nothing

Where the Wild Things Are (Movie)

Greatest news i have heard in 09. Where the Wild Things Are is becoming a movie. Forest Whittiaker is going to be in it, it is coming at us in October. CLick the title, please check it out.

Vivaxl

watch out rockstar. this is what is hot on the street now. energy drinks that are good for you and stimulate your sex life. click the title to read about it and big up to the people at Dope Couture not only do they supply everything i wear these days but they put me on to this drink and now im always 110%

24

Any show that can mix in that soundbite from when russell crowe was dying in Gladiator and Netel/CTU telephone rings is ill.

Spit yo Game, Talk our Shit

this isnt 7th or 8th grade and we arent in lizs basement, if ur giving massages keep them to the confines of ur own bedroom. surprised mac isnt in the picture feeding her grapes.

24

On my 4th episode of seinfeld tonight, dvr is working great as you can tell. but im really just tryin to burn the time i have until midnight where i can reactivate my minutes on watchtvsitcoms.com because i have over stayed my welcome on their site today. yup, reached the time limit. 24 will do that to you, and you could not possibly sleep until you see atleast the rest of the episode that it cut you off on. but atleast this gives me a break, i forgot how awful this show is. the writers write as if the viewers have an education of a 8 year old. They have to break everything down, and it is completely predictable, the unpredictability is what is predictable. however i think 2008 was so terrible because there was no 24, 2008 was fucked but if americans had 24 for 24 weeks of the year, for those 24 weeks we would feel safe because of Jack Bauer or think to ourselves, atleast we dont have it as bad as they got it down there at CTU. i cant wait for the new season even tho its gunna be the same thing as the last 6. this time limit is a huge burden to my viewing pleasure i am tryin to watch all of season 6 before sunday and i dont kwno if it will happen

Notorious, the movie

I dont know what to think about this movie. One of the writers is a person who studies hip-hop but the other writer who wrote the actual script wrote for "New York Undercover" which was a cop sitcom in the 90's. The director is feel good movie director George Tillman Jr. who shot Barbershop and BeautyShop and RollBounce. They should have made this movie real gangster rap like whoever made Juice or Boyz n da Hood. still gunna see it on the 16th tho.

You gotta be dyked out for it to be funny

What Obama is Hot Boxing on Inauguration

This shit is the new an improved presidential limo. click the title to read about it and what went into it. they left some shit out tho, i got word he is putting in 2 volcanos. If this makes o sense its because im watching fast and the furious tokyo drift. Another spec to the car is there is a deoderizer so when you step out you never smell like bud. this is what our military spends its money on. this movie is intense.

Soon to be Us

The homie from Obey, Shepard Fairey, made hella skrill off of those "hope" prints he did for Obama and he is back at it again for the inauguration only thing is he doesnt know other people are bringing that hot merchandise too. thats all but click the title to see how homie did it.

Polaroid

So polaroid fucked up and stopped making film for those "old snap shake it like a polaroid picture" cameras and I was like fuck you sir. little did i know they took it a step further by making new instant shot cameras for digital pictures. it will be released in march for 200 bones. while i will be spending that money on film for my old cam. click the title to learn more from the masters of Cool Hunting

Snapple Facts: "Real Fact" #183

So I am still not sure if the #1 fact of Snapples "Real Facts" is that only half of the snapple facts are really true. The verdict is still out, I didnt find a spot on their website to check facts, they only showed "Real Facts" that are in circulation. Now because of the quotations around the "Real Fact" trademark I think they arent all actually true, that, and the fact that some of them are absolutley outragoues a person could not physically pedal a bike that was going 140Something in 1980Something. but since I am curious and because I have nothing but time on my hands, I am determined to find out if the bullshit on the inside of my top is true or not, it may drive me crazy, infact i know it will drive me crazy i just dont know if it will be the mass amount of peachflavored sugar i consume or if it will be the guessing and research of each and every single cap.

here we start "Real Fact" #183- THE CAPITAL BUILDING IN WASHINGTON, DC HAS 365 STEPS TO REPRESENT EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR.

And this folks is TRUE but not what you may think; it has 365 steps but those old ass Lame Ducks arent walking those. The 365 steps are from the basement of the building to the top of the dome (the outer dome cuz those silly fucks put two domes in one building, reminds me of doubling up condoms)..I would like to thanks Google and NYT for that one, click the title if your really that bored

Food For Thought

So this use to be a thing I did for myself to stay busy but now a few more people know about it then the usual cronies. I have shot myself in the foot, for I can no longer talk greasie about girls that remind me of "migraine", nor can I put up pictures of girls ..... well anything..... (even if i myself find the girl extremely attractive). My brother flipped open my computer over the holidays while this blog was up and it lead to a discussion between me, myself, and my father. Now things really have to be censored, assuming of course my dad remembers the conversation, or where he placed the paper he wrote the web address on (so he wouldn't forget the website). I can't reminisce, recall or breakdown, evenings like New Years. (even though I won't have another evening like that until next New years). But what if I searched for plugs, wrote to people about my site and they liked it and shouted my a cholla every once and a while. And I update my shit more. I saw the other day over at HipHopUpdate that i put that Mac Wheel video on my shit and then they had it. and in return i get a bunch of shit from them too . but who knows, blogs feel like those times you talk and think no one is really listening or paying any attention. but i guess you do hear them, its just most the time you chose to ignore- The blog about nothing

Cristiano Ronaldo's car crash

Dont worry you homos he is still alive, click the title to read about it thanks to The Blemish